Dropping J and L off at school this morning, I had a great idea. As their children ran around like loons and played games with their friends, lots of parents looked like this...
It would seem that swine flu and good old colds have hit school but doesn't seem to be affecting the children but their parents who then struggle to school to drop their little darlings off so that they can crawl home and into bed until 3:15pm.
Now here is my cunning plan. A 'flu bus. You ring the 'flu bus hotline in the morning, get your child ready for school then push them out of the front door when the bus comes to pick them up so that you can stay at home, suffer quietly and not sneeze all over the well people at school.
Royalties to be sent to me please :)